The act of having intercourse with a woman 60 or older that hasn’t had sex in at least 5 years while using feces as lubrication
Dude, last week I was with Brandon’s grandma Sharon, and she pulled me into her room and told me to give her a dusty mudslide
by Unidentifiable system user September 14, 2018
Get the Dusty Mudslide mug.A verb originating from the mountains of Central Pennsylvania; for the action of defecating on your partner, covering them in fecal matter and smearing it all over their body. This occurs typically after a hearty meal such as a hoagie or any polish/german dish.
by hackCat18! January 17, 2025
Get the Pennsylvania Mudslide mug.Somewhat similar to the cleaveland steamer only while tittie-fucking a girl you simutaniuosly take a hot staeming shit so it is smeared all the way from her boobs to her navel (ewwwwww!)
I gave that girl such a bad Steaming Mudslide that it looked like she used sewage on a slipping slide!!!
by Leon13 July 24, 2009
Get the Steaming Mudslide mug.A specialised sex manoeuvre: You (a man) have a woman in the Pile Driver Position and you all but squeeze out a turd into her vagina, then suck it back into your ass on repeat while jerking off (optional to use her feet) until you both cum, culminating in her shit packed vagina gushing out all the shit and her fluids along with your jizz, which cascade down her front towards her 'mountains' and face.
I thought of this sex act the other day but can't find a known term for it anywhere, I dub thee: "Mount Gushmore Mudslide".
You're welcome. 😎
I thought of this sex act the other day but can't find a known term for it anywhere, I dub thee: "Mount Gushmore Mudslide".
You're welcome. 😎
My cousin wanted a dirty surprise for her birthday so I gave her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide, she never squirted so hard in her life.
This big titty runaway knocked on my trailer the other night, poor lost soul looked like she'd lost the will to live, so I did what any good Christian would have and called 4 of my buddies over to give her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide marathon before having a Mulch Bag session. Best weekend of my life.
This big titty runaway knocked on my trailer the other night, poor lost soul looked like she'd lost the will to live, so I did what any good Christian would have and called 4 of my buddies over to give her a Mount Gushmore Mudslide marathon before having a Mulch Bag session. Best weekend of my life.
by Fuckstick Johnson November 19, 2025
Get the Mount Gushmore Mudslide mug.While having diarrhea, you take a shit on someone's chest (preferably a female so the breasts are utilized as a canal) and then the person stands up. Allowing the runny defecate to act as a mudslide, running down the torso.
I was on a cheap domestic beer binge and your mom let me demonstrate a Bavarian Mudslide on her for the party entertainment.
by Trainwrek the Nomad August 13, 2022
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Get the italian mudslide mug.Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!
*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*
Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!
by thierrion July 21, 2022
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