Jake

Is an idiot

Jake your such an idiot you will never get a girlfriend

by Jake's dad May 7, 2018

Jake

Jakes are knoggers who hate when other people don't listen to them then snap at then they also stutter and do the Jake push

Jake is such a knogger

by Même guy December 10, 2019

Jake

A dick who is addicted to Fortnite Battle Royale

I hate Jake.He baited me.

by Fortnite dick January 5, 2019

Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s

Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect

by Big wubbie February 4, 2019

Jake

A nice but guy that often puts himself down and always helps others. He never thinks of himself first only other people and is the gayest pansexual you will ever meet.

Who's that guy?
That's a Jake, careful I hear the gay is contagious

by The Pan Penguin October 10, 2019

Jake

Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.

All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!

by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019

Jake

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)

Please don’t jake me

by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020