by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.
by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016

by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021

by sho bozzle February 22, 2007

by t3mikehere December 2, 2009

Vagina during menstruation
Marie: "It's that time of the month, got such a jammy clam"
Lizzie "Not tonight, got a jam clam going on"
Lizzie "Not tonight, got a jam clam going on"
by AliceHdog February 8, 2015

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.
by wetfart July 31, 2014
