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clam anal

You are having the time of your life swimming in a lake. At the split of a second, a clam opens up and a huge tongue resembling silly string, shoots out and attaches to your anus. The clam dangles and stays there for a minimum of 2 yrs.
Harold went for a swim he felt a stinging pain vibrate his anus. The cause of this was a clam anal.
by DaniellesANerd July 24, 2016
mugGet the clam analmug.

Clam hamper

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper
by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021
mugGet the Clam hampermug.

clean clam

when the area around the vagina is lacking pubic hair.
samantha, shes got a clean clam.
by sho bozzle February 22, 2007
mugGet the clean clammug.

Clogging Clam

A turd that leads into a more liquified shit.
I thought I was done shitting, but it was just a clogging clam, I was having the runs for hours
by t3mikehere December 2, 2009
mugGet the Clogging Clammug.

jammy clam

Marie: "It's that time of the month, got such a jammy clam"

Lizzie "Not tonight, got a jam clam going on"
by AliceHdog February 8, 2015
mugGet the jammy clammug.

smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.
Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.
by wetfart July 31, 2014
mugGet the smashed clammug.

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