Cock Burrito

A sex position that involves wrapping your significant other up in a blanket and fucking them

Your a good little cock burrito aren't you

by I think i'm Austin June 7, 2023

Chicoli Burrito

When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.

Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"

by Mount Philimanjaro October 6, 2016

Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.

"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."

by Burrito May 24, 2014

burrito of weirdness

when something you encounter evokes a myriad of contradicting emotions all at once.

Article: "For reintroduction to go smoothly, the cub’s environment must be free from human influence, which is why the researchers must don panda costumes before physically handling the baby bear."

Dude: panda costumes? that’s hilarious, cute, and creepy all at the same time...it’s like a burrito of weirdness.

by AlexParkerMC December 7, 2010

burrito garden

Microwave

See also: burrito mouth

I burnt my mouth on this burrito freshly picked from the burrito garden

by Toastedchez October 24, 2017

Bro-Burrito

When a guy uses a blanket to become a burrito

Dakota - What are you doing tonight?

Ryley - Gonna become a Bro-Burrito

by B-BoyMcRib (Ryley) June 16, 2016

Burrito Illuminati

When someone is in a low rank in the illuminati they are classified as being a part of the "burrito illuminati". This is totally legit.

*Insert name here* is a part of the Burrito Illuminati.

by Apetnamedsteve November 30, 2016