monkey bite

A type of physical affliction closely resembling a pinch. Most often accompanied by a high-pitched cry of "MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"

"MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"
-Michael Sue

by N/A June 7, 2003

shark bite

UK drinking term-

Basically a snake bite (lager / cider split) with a vodka or double vodka top. Not the for the weak or the part time drinker.

I had 4 pints of shark bite last night and I can't feel my body at all.

by black flag June 9, 2004

cock bite

you say it to your friends went they
screw up bad.

"way to go cock bite" or
"good one cock bite"

by tim September 12, 2003

skeeter bite

Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A

" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!

by mavros April 25, 2006

Teeny Bites

An awesome, fun, informative, blog that is updated frequently by author Grace Everhart. Blog posts include everything from recipes, funny pictures, and financial advisement to encouraging stories and multiple freebies ^_^. teenybite.blogspot.com

My head is about to explode from all the awesomeness that Teeny Bites contains.

by teenybite August 13, 2012

snake biting

This happens when a guy is drunk and having sex with some chick and accidentally blows inside of her. He then proceds to try to suck his own cum out of her, the same way a person would try to suck out the venom if bitten by a poisonous snake.

Friend: "Yo bro, how was fuckin' that bitch last night"

Guy: "Aw shit, the fuckin' was awesome, but I blew in her so I was snake biting for like 15 minutes."

Friend: "That sucks...Literally"

by bushwick bill April 21, 2007

cock bite

Mysterious little bruises that appear on a women's arms and legs after a night of good fucking.

Dude, check out this cock bite on my wrist! I don't know what the fuck happened.

by Kris H September 19, 2008