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Blonde starfish

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.
by JAKIL June 7, 2016
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Monet Blonde

A girl that looks good from a distance, but when you get close up, you observe that the brushstrokes are somewhat crudely assembled. A work of art she is not.
I thought I saw a gorgeous chick the other day, but she was a disappointing Monet blonde when she crossed over the road.
by wizzerman February 23, 2012
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blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.
She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.
by Maximus August 6, 2003
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Blonde at heart

A guy who would be blonde he was a girl. or a girl who is like a blonde ceptin fer her hair color. ussually only spoken arond friends
Nice... ur so stupid...
So are you!
Naw im just blonde at heart
by Pimpin in Pink November 26, 2004
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bottle blonds

A women that dyes her hair blonde to garner attention and power. Sometimes the power is used for bad and manipulative means, particular when the women is of lower socioeconomic class.
She dyed her hair blond and now thinks she is a goddess. Bottle blonds.
by KARMA MRA MGTOW October 1, 2014
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blonde moment

When something possesses you to say something really stupid
If I could fly, I would teach penguins how to...whoops, *blonde moment*
by jeeeeew October 1, 2003
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Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.
Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!
by major_delmac March 1, 2005
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