fast as fuck boy

A phrase used by the youtuber Daniel Keem, aka Keemstar.

Keemstar: Do you have any idea of how fast i am?
random person:.....
Keemstart: IM FAST AS FUCK BOYYYYYYYYYYY

by PussyLover2 October 31, 2017

Fast Food

When attempting to frag someone they move faster then expected but not fast enough to avoid being pwn'd

Dude that guy was totally fast food but not fast enough.

by philbert2k September 29, 2008

fast chaplin

The act of pulling your penis out of ones anus and jabbing the upper lip of another, leaving a shit stain that looks like charlie chaplin's stash. Almost a dirty sanchez but not quite.

I seen your wife at work today, That shit bag copy machine repair man had left her with a fast chaplin again.

by Random C April 3, 2009

fast glass

Electric windows in an automobile

This is the new model, it comes with fast glass and air conditioning as standard.

by DingoDave November 19, 2007

fast food opinion

A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, independent thought, wit, or creativity of one's own. Generally political, or theological in nature.

"John always re-posts political messages on Facebook. I'm tired of hearing his fast food opinions."

"Fox News is the nation's leading purveyor of fast food opinions."

by BrokeTilTuesday January 18, 2011

Fast & Furious -syndrome

A phenomena when a movie gets a soulless sequel after sequel, just to pump money from the franchise.

"Have you seen John Wick 4?"
"No, why?"
"Producers are just milking money at this point. Starting to suffer from real Fast & Furious -syndrome"

by monarkki April 7, 2023

gotta go fast

sonic is high on crack, anyone who obsseively sing this song has a crack addiction seek help. sonic is always high istg, whether its on adreniline, crack or some kind of unknown substance. don't drink that sonic energy drink

Person 1: GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FAST GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER
Person 2 on the phone: Hey police I have a man who is high as fuck here please send back up

by shadowsdad May 7, 2022