puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face

If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!

*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"

by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004

Lap Battle

When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.

Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle”

by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021

National sit on lap day

On March 10th u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Then: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 10, 2022

lap marbles

Used to describe a man’s testicles, particularly those that have trouble staying in one place because they’re sitting out in the person’s lap due to their body anatomy / fupa

I was trying to get all hot and heavy with Collette, but she kept bumping up on my lap marbles

by DaTickler December 25, 2024

pregame victory lap

When you preemptively have victory sex or a victory blowy (but never a handy because no one beats it better than you) exactly before any competitive game.

Okay guys, I've already done my pregame victory lap, we can loss with pride now.

by TheRealMVp19999 September 28, 2017

Lap-Rap

Also known as laptop-rap. Hip-hop with synthesizers and many elements of electronica. But with rapping. Usually composed on a laptop. See Hopster and Hipster-Hop

The DJ was a lap-rap because he used a laptop and not turntables.

by Du Monee November 14, 2009

Don’t spill in my lap

Don’t ruin the surprise for me.

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

by Collamrach October 27, 2020