purse straps

streams of thick and milky ejaculate shot across a partner's torso in a manner that they resemble the fashion accessories; usually , but not always, occurring after taking ejaculate enhancing supplements (i.e. Semenax, Max Load, etc.)

I was so backed up that I shot a couple of purse straps across that girl the other night, bro!

by stoopidfiredude May 21, 2023

Gentlemen's purse

A scrotum

Please do not kick me in my gentlemen's purse.

by anonymous December 14, 2023

Chicken purse

A name for foreskin. The foreskin is the tissue that covers the penis or cock, i.e., chicken purse

My cock is nicely protected by my chicken purse.

by The brushki April 26, 2022

flat purse

Very broke energy

When you spend money on yo man. bchs b like "couldn't be me" we know flat purse

by Rras86 December 25, 2024

Rubbing her purse

Female self gratification

I heard moaning and walked in on Jen watching Outlander and Rubbing her purse.

by Jtown J July 6, 2022

Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

sloppy purse

A woman's vagina

I'm bout to spit up in that girl's sloppy purse.

by snappleextreme94 July 17, 2015