Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.

I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.

by Edzone November 28, 2011

dry tanks

to have ejaculated so often over a short period (either through masturbation or sex) that you have little or no semen left in your testicles (the 'tanks') and thus will hopefully be able to last longer before cumming again

"Despite having dry tanks before taking this girl home, she was so amazing I came really quickly."

by cairocamel September 25, 2013

Thanks for nothing

A sarcastic expression of frustration or displeasure at someone/thing.

More literal definition: I have no thanks for you because you aren't doing what I want or did something I didn't want.

Example 1:
*toothless, the dragon, flies wildly, terrifying the girl Hiccup's with*
"Thanks for nothing you useless reptile" (How to Train Your Dragon)

Example 2:
"You were supposed to bring hotdog buns! Thanks for nothing."

by drag0 July 19, 2012

Thanks Obama

Sarcastic slang used to blame all the your life problems on the President, Barack Obama.

Usually, the subject is struggling with a simple task or something trivial is happening to them.

"I stepped out in the middle of the street this morning and almost got hit by a car....Thanks Obama!"

"I just got a paper cut...Thanks Obama!"

by Sarah N Dipity August 25, 2013

put tank in a mall

It is an alteration of the phrase "p*t*ng ina mo", meaning "m*therf*cker" or "your mother is a prostitute." Obviously it is some sort of curse. It is used to make fun of people who do not know Filipino language.

Hey you! WTF?!! Put tank in a mall!!

by iamunanimous13 February 29, 2016

toliet tank defecator

Somebody who intentionally shits in the cistern (toliet tank).

You don't want to invite Tom to the kegger, because he is a habitual toliet tank defecator!

by Telephony January 4, 2011

serj tankian

A really talented man with a very beautiful face (have you seen him smile...makes me weak to think about it) and a voice that radiates passion. He is the most entertaining singer EVER!

Serj Tankian is IT!!

by BHEENHA January 10, 2004