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Plaguenancy Test

I wasn't feeling well, so I went and got a plaguenancy test and it came back positive for Covid-19.
by Flik off January 29, 2021
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Animal Testing

Animals get harmful chemicals tested on them just so us humans can have our ✨✨✨PrEtTy GiRlY gIrL mAkEuP bEcAuSe It'S sO iMpOrTaNt✨✨✨!!! No. Most common animals tested are mice, bunnies, guinea pigs, cats, and beagels. Now you think they might just like put the power on them and then wash it off, NOPE YOUR WRONG. They go and use the stuff to test on animals which ends up hurting them and possibly killing them. This world is messed up.
1. The creator just dumped moat of there animal tested bathroom stuff

2. Head and Shoulders do Animal Testing :(
by ·KaitlynnKrumble· June 19, 2021
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The Homie test

You have to fuck your homies with socks on and kiss them goodnight platonically to prove you ain't gay. It can also be done to prove if you're straight or not, gender of the participants is irrelevant, although usually male.
Hey bro, you gay or sumn?
Idk, let's do The Homie Test.
by The dripster April 2, 2022
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Ship-Testing

Ship-testing is when a person does something to another individual just to see how they’ll react to what’s been done to them, or to gauge how they’ll behave under certain situations.

This is done in many ways, and most people unknowingly do it on a regular basis. For instance a man might ship-test his girlfriend by not contacting her all day to see if she’d reach out to him.

A boss can ship-test their employee by ordering them to do a specific task while withholding crucial details to determine how well they can work and overcome obstacles.

A mother can take away her child’s favorite toy to see if they’ll have a reaction like getting mad.

A guy can ship-test the honesty of his coworkers by leaving money on the ground nearby and see who alerts him of it or takes it.

Ship-testing is often done to predict the future behavior of a person; and/or to determine their moral compass.
Examples of Ship-testing:

“I have a strong suspicion that if I don’t text my friend Josh he’ll never reach out to me. I’m going to ship-test him by not calling or texting him.”

“My boss ship-tested me by hiding my backpack in his office to see if I’d flip out and lose my temper.”

“My girlfriend ship-tested me by having her friend flirt with me to see if I’d cheat on her.”

“The dog’s chew toy makes such an annoying sound. I’m going to ship-test it and see if it’ll freak out when I take it away.”

“You don’t need to ship-test me to see if I’m being honest with you Brandon! Ask me directly!”

“I wanted to see what you’d say about Janet. I brought her up because you know she’s a goth. I wanted to know if you’d judge her for it. Because then I’d know you’d judge me because I’m goth too. It was a ship-test.”
by Bright Barry Boland February 7, 2019
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Blood test

Arrrr shit that hurt I hate blood test
by Umooooooom January 3, 2022
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The "Billy" Test.

The "Billy" Test is a widely used term in the E-skate community. It is in reference to an original brand of Electric Longboards called Billy Boards.
The test it self is very simple. If the seller of the product can ride with various variables and can also ride the max speed safely, then the product can be sold. This test includes but is not limited too, riding on main roads, going up and down hills, bike trails, bumps, gravel, sticks, potholes, terrain, ect, ect. It also differs from company to company.
"Yo check out my new board! It's E-skate and it even passed the company's version of The "Billy" Test."
by Enthusiastic Diction June 28, 2022
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erect test

A series of test where a willing male will go onto any porn, hentai site, the sort's, and see what can get there penis erect, usually in a attempt to find out where there fetish(s) is and / or are.
Jimmy was dared by his friend's to do the erect test, so he went scrolling through pornhub for 30 minutes, he eventually found out he was into Scat.
by Scattergrunt November 13, 2020
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