A school test (almost always a science test, but can refer to random/miscellaneous crap found in pseudo science textbooks). The leading cause of death among junior high school students after extreme humiliation and stress.
"Dude, the new kid's in a coma."
"Was it the fact that he got pantsed during the Honour Roll ceremony, or did he have a Chou test?
"Was it the fact that he got pantsed during the Honour Roll ceremony, or did he have a Chou test?
by the stalker behind you April 13, 2009
Get the Chou testmug. The turing test as it relates to sex robots and sex aids. If the robot can pass the turing test, it is technically considered cheating. If it cannot, you are Scott free.
My wife caught me with a fleshlight. I told her it doesn't pass the Sexturing test!
...she divorced me anyway.
...she divorced me anyway.
by RadAF September 20, 2019
Get the Sexturing testmug. Forgetting all of the questions on a test right after you've taken it. Can be seriously annoying to test crammers hoping to get a preview for the questions/subjects covered on the exam.
Guy 1: "Hey man, what was on the math test today? I'm taking it next hour."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."
Guy 2: "I dunno, I'm suffering from some serious test amnesia..."
Guy 1: "C'mon, not even one question?"
Guy 2: "Nah man my brain is numb... I think I just need a blunt and a nap."
Guy 1: "Dude, that's finals for you."
by greeneggsandweed January 16, 2013
Get the test amnesiamug. The Toonie Test is taken by putting a Canadian $2 coin (or approximately similar sized coin) over one's areola and sending a live photo of this to a test giver. This test was formulated in kik groups as both a verification tool and to test one's sense of humor/to weed out bitch niggas. The test must be run by an approved and trained test giver to have any valid or accurate results.
Person 1: yo have you toonie tested yet?
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro
Person 2: yeah! I sent my photo in to the designated test giver and I passed!
Person 1: wicked sick bro
by Paddy Poletsky August 7, 2019
Get the Toonie Testmug. by Umooooooom January 3, 2022
Get the Blood testmug. by atomic108 October 14, 2020
Get the bdnf testmug. The ultimate act of frustration, particularly as applied to consumer electronics, housewares, and non-durable goods. Also occasionally performed in the genuine spirit of scientific inquiry.
Damn iphone. I'd like to roof test AT&T's network.
We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.
We got a new couch, but no one wanted the old one, so we roof tested it.
by lipscocity December 15, 2009
Get the Roof Testmug.