Testosterbros

A group of male junior athletes (eg college hockey players) that talk loudly amongst themselves.

I went to get a sandwich and the testosterbros were high fiving themselves when they got their chocolate milk to come out their noses.

by Robo the contributor June 17, 2024

testosterbro

Your buddy who comes along with you to the "all female" event you got stuck attending

I can't believe I got roped into going to a baby shower. Thank God my testosterbro came and brought beer!

by Toooldtobecool February 7, 2017

Testosterbone

the act of using the hormone testosterone to hump all that is in sight and within arms length. The cause of AIDS.

After Scott hit puberty his testosterone turned into a rabbit rape fucking frenzy of testosterbone.

by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010

testostebrone

The specific type of testosterone (male steroid hormone) released following bro-related activities such as getting your swell on at the gym, slamming hoes, bro-carting, and laxing.

The effects of testostebrone can be extended and enhanced by drinking brotein shakes.

After getting my swell on at the gym and banging that slam piece I met at the kegger last weekend, my testostebrone levels went over 9000.

by bro9000 March 11, 2011

Testosterdrone

A guy who does no work, no job, no hobbies, no personality (probably in love with himself) but still gets WAP for free.

That dude plays video games all day and fucks his insta-girl, what a testosterdrone....

by SodaFountain March 20, 2021

Testostertrouble

Problems surrounding men's occasional inability to understand the emotional needs of those around them. This is similar to selective hearing, but is broader to cover more issues.

I am having some testostertrouble wiith my husband because he won't hug me when he sees me crying. I am having testostertrouble, too, because my boyfriend won't pick up his socks when I ask him to.

by Khaldelia August 17, 2016

Testosterosexual

when you are attracted to anyone who produces testosterone, but not exclusively the “male” genitalia.

H: I feel straight, but I could be/ have been attracted to anyone who is: Transgender Male, Gender non-conforming, Non-binary or Gender Fluid… I think I’m attracted to testosterone? Is there a term for that?

J: I believe that’s called Testosterosexual.

by Uh_Line November 23, 2021