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Turtle Testicle

An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.
ChristmasLights101: Well you know what.

Jaesyn: What
ChristmasLights101: You're a Turtle Testicle
by ChristmasLights101 December 1, 2019
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testicle bandit

when you make a shot to an opponents groin in a first person shooter game
I shot him right in the nuts! The testicle bandit strikes again.
by bozooooob April 5, 2009
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testicle

A slang word for 'friend', ie. to replace 'homie', 'man', 'dude'.
Hey Andre, my testicle; wussup?
by goo June 14, 2003
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turkey testicle tickler

To tickle or play with a turkeys testicles, classed as animal rape or sex.
Or if the turkey is dead it is not thought of to tickle or play with its testicles because of testickle diesese formally known as Testicklitistaminaclesis or owch piss of homo!!
you sick bastard

why the hell did you want to know the meaning of this??
by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005
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Tasticles

to be very tactical in a very manly way
I play Halo 3 at 4 in the morning with massive tasticles
by FallenJesus December 17, 2008
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Testiclese

A philosopher of sorts dating to the era of Plato and Aristotle. Although he was ahead of his time, he has been regarded as a ground-breaker in the history of modern thought. Throughout the early days of historical philosophy he traveled from city state to city state bringing the word of his chastity to all the greco-roman world.
"He who chastises thineself prosers"-Testiclese
by DustinSchubert January 20, 2011
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Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long
Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.
by austin November 30, 2004
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