Tea bagging

1: The act of placing or repeatedly dunking an infusion of drinkable leaves into a pot or cup of hot water, to create a delicious and tannin-loaded beverage.
2: The act of placing or repeatedly dunking ones testicles and scrotum into the open gaping mouth of a willing partner.

It had been a long day and Daphne was tired. Her dozy yawning gave Mike an idea. As she lay in sexy repose on the garden lilo, Mike straddled and repeatedly teabagged into her open willing cakehole. Her lips, full and moistened with lip balm, gave a lovely seal as the bagger and baggee met in a glorious carnal union. Mbpuh mbpuh his slimy nutsack went as he bagged in and out. They were tea bagging.

by The Brown Piper May 27, 2007

Tea Party

A group of obese, undereducated hicks who worship the 2nd Amendment, think Obama is a Muslim solely because of his name and skin color, call anyone to the left of Hitler a communist and a socialist, and would rather see Americans starve and die in the streets by the millions than see a Democrat in the White House. Indistinguishable from the Republican Party, as they are one and the same.

We Christians in the Republican Tea Party need to pray that the economy tailspins into another Great Depression so that Obama loses in 2012.

by rtv0587 August 18, 2011

Tea Time Alarm

An alert/warning in the United Kingdom that sounds at any given time in the day.
At the time of the sound, every person must stop what they are doing and drink a cup of tea.

The tea time alarm was sounded so we drank some tea.

by Josher109 February 5, 2023

Tea Bagged

tea bagging NOT TO BE TAKEN WITH CREAM

TEABAGGING IS THE PROCESS OF ONES TESTICALS PROUDLY HANGING 2CM FROM your girlfriends mouth. Whilst dipping your love spuds in her mout ask if she would like the teabag left in. I can tell you now Steve erwin does not recomend teabagging with an old croc

by mark January 12, 2005

Téa Quit

Whenever a certain person goes on a 'hiatus' from something for approximately two weeks, comes back, treats it like they took a really long break and then proceeds to get involved again. This typically happens with people who are incredibly indecisive, scatterbrained or have severe hormonal imbalances.

Person 1: I'm gonna take a break from Osu!... I need to sort out my problems

Person 2: You're gonna pull a Téa Quit just like last time; see you in two weeks.

by Some Twink August 18, 2014

Tea Pot

Someone with a very short and stout penis,in refernce to the childhood song

I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout
"Tip me over
and pour me out!"

by TacehT November 23, 2004

Tea Leaves

Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.

Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.

by iAteUrSandwich November 14, 2011