Jack Tang

Simps over a different girl every day

Man Jack Tang is at it again smh.

by 84thoukid32 March 1, 2020

Brent Tang

Someone who like to be a doody head and kills children

Woo, Brent Tang looking like amongus

by Yes No Maybe Joe March 11, 2022

Krim Tang

The true name of sponge bob and our true leader.
ALL HAIL KRIM TANG!

"hey have you seen the new episode of Krim Tang yet?"
"man Krim Tang is hot"
I wanna bang Krim Tang

by Krim Tang supremist October 17, 2022

Poo tang

The sharp, acidic smell which creeps under the partition and hits your nose in a toilet cubicle when someone in the cubicle next to you is parking their breakfast.

"Jesus christ, Jeff... the poo tang in those thunderboxes this morning burned all my nose hairs out."

"It's a very nice bar but the WC always stinks of poo tang".

by Jock Waffle November 16, 2022

Texpo Tang

A GUY WHO PRETENDS TO BE SMART ALL THE TIME AND GET SCOLDED BY EVERY TEACHER.

Texpo Tang is a lazy smart guy.

He shouldn’t be the VCP of the class.

by Fat duck pro December 21, 2022

capture the tang

To make a bet with your friends to see who will get pussey first.

Hammy: Yea sam i bet you cant capture the tang before me?
Sammygstrings: Oh yea ill bet YOU five dollars !!!

by samuelwhoooohooooo March 14, 2009

Peng leng tang

Slang for a pretty person, very cute!

Youre a peng leng tang

by Shikkelakke June 7, 2020