A high maintenance woman who is overly tan and wears girly colors, pink for example. Spends most of her time concerned about her looks. Is likely to carry her dog or other small cute animal around with her. Likely to get breast implants, wear impractical shoes, and worry about clothing labels and the thickness of her eyelashes. Her Facebook page is mostly selfies. It's important to her that you compliment her looks on a fairly constant basis. She will apologize when you catch her without makeup.
Pink-and-Tan examples include Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Real Housewives of L.A., probably a Kardashian (non-blonde variety).
by Patricia Bateman January 20, 2014
by Swaggy boy 21 February 23, 2015
Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon
has broken england
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon
has broken england
by mfthatisgay January 14, 2023
When someone who wears glasses or swim goggles gets a tan/sunburn everywhere except their eyes so they look like a panda.
by Corny boi August 10, 2019
The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.
by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009
Man, my company is firing all the whites here. I better get an african tan to make sure my job is safe.
by The real ninja of CA January 25, 2018
Pallor obtained by spending too much time at work. Specially applies to motor racing mechanics who avoid exposure to the sun by lying comfortably under cars. Also applied to the entire body of the owner of the pallor.
by Kevin07 December 14, 2007