"Help! My penis has been turned into a used tampon! I should've stuck with one woman for my whole life"
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
a penis that has been defiled by, inserted into, the orifices of more than one person, without remorse
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
A Q-tip, more notably a used Q-tip improperly disposed of, not in the garbage bin. Left out for potential public viewing and inevitable shaming.
My wife keeps leaving her waxy ear tampons laying around, now our cat is playing with one in front of her mother.
by BT_asgard April 7, 2016
When a girls on her period, she takes a shit while having her tampon in and the end of string theres shit on it. (red, white, and brown,)
by emmapuckett January 5, 2021
Term used for a man known to Perform Cunnilingus whilst the female is on her monthly cycle. i.e. eating a cherry pie.
Synonyms: Blood Sucker ; Vampire
Synonyms: Blood Sucker ; Vampire
by E69 May 27, 2019
Verosika: "I'll need to park here for a week during spring break"
Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!
Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!
by Ilikeppjuice February 13, 2021