Alabamas Cousin Treatment

The act of dickin' down your first cousin.

"Dude, I just gave my cousin the alabamas cousin treatment!"

by Von Hitla March 8, 2023

Paulina Treatment

When an ugly girl gives oral sex to a guy that deserves nothing at all.

Jack: Damnn... He got the paulina treatment from her yesterday
Mat: Yes I know shocking!

by issabitmad March 9, 2023

Hot wheels treatment

When you play with a hot wheels car on the butt of a female.

“Eric spent the entire weekend giving LeLe the hot wheels treatment.”

by HimithyInTheSheets March 13, 2023

old yeller treatment

The act of shooting someone or something directly in the middle of the head.

Larry: Hey Tyson your mom is fat that when she jumps she causes an earthquake!

Tyson: Larry if you don’t shut the hell up I’ll give you the old yeller treatment!

by Swooce74 March 17, 2023

Loud treatment

The polar opposite of a silent treatment. A loud treatment is an agressive sexual act where you fuck your partner of choice so hard, they have to end their silent treatment to moan and scream at the top of their lungs

Anna was giving me the silent treatment so I went to see her. Ended up giving her the loud treatment and most likely traumatizing her roommate

by BronnyJhano March 26, 2023

Thumb treatment

When you put your thumb up a girls butt while doing it from behind, almost as if its a butt plug.

"Yo, did you and katie do it last night?"

"Yeah, she took the thumb treatment."

by AskPhantoms June 4, 2024

Medical treatments

You fucking hear this guy? This is why I don't believe rich people are particularly intelligent.

Hym "He says 'medical treatments shouldn't not be based on feelings' and he says it in relationship to trannies. Ok... ALL NON-WOUND MEDICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feeling.' Your internal state is deviating from (either) your previous internal state OR the base-line internal state of the average person. It's all predicated on a self-reported non-concordance between yourself and one of those two internal states. And BEYOND THAT... ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL TREATMENT... Is predicated on 'feelings.' The entire practice. (Unless (of course) your one of the online therapy hacks downstream of Jordan Peterson, in which case, you just aren't treated and are just told to replace your current source of dopamine with things they would subjectively rather see people do). So no. He's retarded. That's a retarded thing to think. That thought can only exist within a retarded mind. This is what I mean when I say these people a solipsistic. They do not accept the legitimacy of the internal beings of other people."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024