those girls in brazil love when guys eat there ass.
Yea, i know... They get that great taste of bung tongue!!!
Yea, i know... They get that great taste of bung tongue!!!
by Insane V December 9, 2004

A violent form of the French Kiss in which one or both of the participants proceed to shove the tongue as far as possible into the other jouster's mouth. Tongue jousting is a dangerous activity that has been known to cause serious injury and even death.
Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.
Note: Tongue jousting is not always mutual.
Girl 1: So, how was Bruce? I hear he's a really good kisser!
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?
Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?
Girl 2: Ugh...not even! He's a fucking tongue jouster! I couldn't even breathe!
Girl 1: Ew...well at least he's got a big dick, amirite?
Boy: I do say, today is a fine day for a bout of tongue jousting!
Girl: I will have you know that I was the Regional Tongue Joust champion for 5 consecutive years.
Boy: Oh...how about we just fuck, instead?
by El Duderowski June 16, 2011

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by adickdidtoyou September 21, 2016

Justin: Man, I think I have an STD on my wang.
Tyler: Have a canker sore on your butt tongue, huh? That sucks.
Justin: Butt tongue?
Tyler: Didn't you listen in anatomy class? Your wang is the tongue of your butt. Thus butt tongue.
Tyler: Have a canker sore on your butt tongue, huh? That sucks.
Justin: Butt tongue?
Tyler: Didn't you listen in anatomy class? Your wang is the tongue of your butt. Thus butt tongue.
by evanempire April 15, 2008

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).
Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!
by Megan February 22, 2005
