Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Jes's Tokyo

Jes's tokyo means the place owned by Jes herself before Tokugawa had conquered. Legends said she was the powerful person who can slay multiple people by their swords. Some say Jes performed tanto before her illness grew.

I can have Jes's Tokyo

by KnoGob May 24, 2018

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sexual position described by Conan O'brien on his show.

Johnny gave Mary a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.

by Shoelace672 November 13, 2010

tokyo sauna

A Tokyo Sauna happens when an overzealous sumo wrestling spectator decides to streak during a sumo wrestling competition and finds his/her-self sandwiched between 360 degrees (Celsius) of colliding sumo wrestlers.

"Is that mushimono I smell?"

"No, it's just Tokyo Sauna."

by the_tokyo_steamer May 20, 2017

Tokyo sandblaster

Sexual position where fifteen guys blow their loads on a woman's face then each man throws a handful of sand on their load.

I saw Mary after she'd been rolling on the beach, it looked like she had a Tokyo sandblaster.

by mercurywinter November 11, 2010

Tokyo Taco

When you freeze the soggy egg roll from the late night fast food joint and use it as a dildo.

“Broooo I was halfway thru and my Wilson stopped working, luckily I still had my egg roll from lunch, the Tokyo Taco never fails.”

by YungZoot May 12, 2022