mater tots

Cherry or grape tomatoes. The term is used primarily to confuse young children into eating their vegetables by making them think they've got something to do with 'tater tots'.

Ella - "I don't like these. They're vegetables".
Me - "Those aren't regular vegetables, they're mater tots - just like tater tots."
Ella - "OK, mmmm!"

(simplified, de-dramatized re-enactment)

by ClimbingTheLog April 29, 2007

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

One...two...three...*CRUNCH*

It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop

by Sparkle355 June 9, 2017

Tootsie Roll

(n.) the condition produced when a man withdraws his penis from the anus of another and it is bedaubed with the other's fecal matter. (A.K.A. a poopwiener)

My girlfriend gave me a tootsie roll last night, it was gross!

by Chagrin94 September 3, 2005

tootsie roll pop

After playing with someone's anal cavity with a finger, the finger has fecal matter on it.

It's a good thing Mark is into scat since Barbara gave me a tootsie roll pop when we double teamed her.

by chris giocondo April 19, 2006

hater tots

The young neo-nazi singers who espouse hatred for people unlike themselves.

Hey dude, goin' to the hater tots concert? No man, I am not a hater.

by paradigm tourist April 13, 2007

tootsie roll

When a person holds down another, usually a sibling, and inserts the tip of their thumb, pressed through the pants, into the victim's anus as a display of superiority in physical strength.

"Last night I gave Kenny a tootsie roll because he was getting out of hand."

by Bad_Andy January 28, 2007

toots

crystal meth, otherwise known as batu

Sup brah you like smoke some toots ah you facka?

by Gary89 August 25, 2008