Pounding the dog

To joke around and not complete ones task; alternatively, to masterbate.

He spent all of his time pounding the dog instead of cleaning his room.

by Lol427383 December 20, 2017

pennies to pounds

A wager that is considered a sure thing or a likely scenario.

I'd bet you pennies to pounds the rams will win the super bowl

by Kootss March 26, 2019

double pounding

When one places the index finger in the rectum while self pleasuring oneself

Thats some hardcore double pounding you did lastnight

by Sucia504 April 26, 2017

Pandemic pounds

The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.

Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!

by The Lois Lane June 4, 2020

Pound Cakin’

When two or more distinguished gentlemen convene to to indulge in the vast pleasure that occurs when their ass cheeks French kiss. Can also be known as, but not limited to dude ass or butcheek scissoring. Similar to the brown starfish suckle.

Peter: “How did Tyler catch colitis?”

Jon Morgado: “I heard he was Pound Cakin’ with Mathew!”

by Ernest Hemorrhaging December 29, 2022

pounding fathers

a group of four or more, preferably older, white men all gangbang one woman; who after finishing, sign their name on her.

My boys and I pulled a pounding fathers on Cathy the other night.

by mittens5483 November 7, 2023

Pounding and pumping

When the man is ejaculating but still feels horny and keeps screwing up her partner in the hole he's working up.

Lea: What's so special about your boy?

Kiara: My boy Karl is a champion in bed, he keeps pounding and pumping until he creampies me.

by jvg_1995_incorporated March 25, 2019