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Ticket

A single female joining a single male for the sole purpose of attending a couples only swingers event.
Man talking to host/door person: This is Rachel, she is my ticket...
by KittenMom June 3, 2017
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Beef on my ticket

Last night I wen to the bar and got beef on my ticket
by Thickthong June 4, 2019
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Tickets to zoot city

When one procures Xanax and weed with the hopes of entering a "zooted" state where they will accomplish absolutely nothing except watching movie trailers and nodding off constantly for an entire weekend.
Hey Bro you want to head out and chase down some trim Friday night "Sorry Bro I'm not going out, I got two tickets to zoot city so next time I'm free is Monday morning.
by Peeta Bennett December 21, 2022
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Punch Your Ticket

to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head.
don't Punch Your Ticket tonight bro
by coolpotatoe724 April 21, 2025
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a parking ticket

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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Ticket Booth

The name of a very large penis, a ticket booth.
"have you seen oscars ticket booth? its big enough to fill up the entire bus!"
by Ivor Pumpalumpa February 21, 2022
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