I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

pot thought

when you turn your head, look up to the sky, barely close your eyes, ( like your high on pot ) and answer a question with one word that doesn't have anything to do with the question. Usually to make fun of stoners

teenager 1:Dude why are dogs noses wet?
teenager 2: ....... Totally...
teenager 1: Nice pot thought.

by theboywhoyouknow October 7, 2012

Limbo thoughts

A thought that is there but isn’t at the same time it is also able to keep you from thinking right and make you upset it basically is a stuck thought that is a void and it spreads so yeah it sucks

Ugh limbo thoughts suck they are voids that spread to other thoughts and you can’t shake them

by Ultra bot October 22, 2023

Thought a Lesson

Origin: sounds like "Taught a lesson".

A phrase to use when you teach someone a lesson that makes them think about their decisions again, usually after they wrong you.

Jake: "She cheated on you and you dug your keys into her tire wheels!?"

Me: "Maybe after this, she'll be thought a lesson"

by finnrmyman November 9, 2023

grass thoughts

Basically when you fell in love whom u know u won't get and simply waste time thinking abt the person, you r said to be experiencing grass thoughts

Hey man, yesterday my brain went to graze on grass
I am experiencing grass thoughts, so please scold me so that I can come back to real life

by Golden_CyborgGG December 21, 2023

I thought I could you give you guys a chicken

I thought I could give you give you guys a chicken

Yeah I thought I could you give you guys a chicken

by Ecliptist December 22, 2023

alone with thoughts

Being alone with thoughts is the worst thing to happen to a man most of the time is something that we can’t really describe pain wise mentally wise it’s the worst thing ever I’m alone my thoughts right now it sucks. Can’t believe I ruined everything. Can’t believe it’s all my fault.

Being alone with thoughts

by Noah balderas December 30, 2023