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max thompson

A complete faggot who has one massive ear (with no interior decoration), and one normal ear. He likes to insult people by calling them 'specky cunts' or telling them there maths percentages. This is because he is a swotting bastard, and he cant speak properly. His house is gettin wrecked soon
"That max bloke has one mother fucker of an ear"
by DMC April 22, 2005
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thwapt

The sound that an above average in size penis makes as it hits something. Generaly, another person or some inanimate object.
"Lets get ready to rummble baby"
*snap*
*zipppp*
*pulls out penis*
*thwapt* (hits leg, near the knee)
*insert*
*mst mst mst mst*
*pulls out*
*thwatp* (hits some surface, generaly bed)
*puts away*
*ziipppp*
*snap*

*pat pat pat*
*flick*
*cig, gets lit*
*puff puff*
*aaaahh*
*roll over*
*Zzzz*
by Jack O'monny October 22, 2003
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Thappers

Slang for sappers, what a freaky ass transgendered bitch might call it
Hi guys I got some thappers!
by Derek November 28, 2004
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Thompson High School

A Toronto high school full of salty people.
Those Thompson High School students are so salty
by Tellou April 19, 2015
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Thorpe

A dead village full of 12-16 year old chavs - that think they’re the biggest things around - with a park where they all smoke mad amounts of weed.
That village is a right Thorpe, I’d hate to be one of the gimps that live there.
by KingChimpIsTheDaddy January 11, 2018
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bra thompson

someone who thinks there a bit of a hard ass, but actually looks more like justin beiber
wow, he's a bit of a bra thompson
by krustowski September 8, 2010
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Craig Thompson

a failing You Tuber that is struggling to keep a float after leaving the vanoss group
by TheTruthTeller151 December 12, 2019
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