A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..
by Jack Jismouth August 15, 2009
person 1: Benadryl Cabbage patch is my favorite actor, i love him in Sherlock.
person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange
person 2: i dont man, i think Beedrill Confused bats was better in Dr. Strange
by notspiderman December 10, 2016
Russell: "Daaayummn man what happened to that bitches titties?"
Jacob: "Her tits look like a Mexican patch job, they all lopsided and shit."
Jacob: "Her tits look like a Mexican patch job, they all lopsided and shit."
by Professional Pole Hider December 01, 2012
When you leave on a perm(hair straightener, ie...soft sheen)too long. And your hair becomes very straight and thin, like the fake silky doll hair of a cabbage patch doll.
HOT like the perm on the back of your neck
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)
Left it in too long
Now ya got Cabbage Patch silky(Thanks to Big Boi of Outkast re: Morris Brown)
by Ol Gurl March 19, 2009
by Dj Lock April 29, 2010
A patch of crazy refures to a pussy/(vigina for nerds) and idiots like to think its just a piece of writing and make fun of that not knowing what it is
by Alex W. April 04, 2007
"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"
by affluent geoffrey September 16, 2019