food fraud

well, it's obvious...fraud amongst the food chain. the industrial food chain and the items posing as "food" that are seriously killing people and leading to disastrous epidemics like childhood diabetes and OBESITY. this is superbly perplexing and intriguing as not many people actually consume "food" and if they do, it is rare. the real trouble with food fraud is how most people have no idea what the eff they are actually eating and the environmental/ecological footprint it creates.

person 1: "Hey man, let's go grab some McDonalds!!"
person 2: "Oh hell no, they are committing major food fraud over there! 45 of their 60 menu items are made from corn!!"
person 1: "Oh come on, you must be joking, it is delicious there and we can eat a bunch of shit for under $10!"
person 2: "We can eat a bunch of shit is right!!!"

by teddytbird November 16, 2011

rubbish food

Food that is unhealthy, fattening or has saturated fats.
Basically, a food that you wouldn't eat on a healthy diet

I've been really bad this week and ate nothing but rubbish food

by D-Jesus September 5, 2015

Emergency food

Chopper. Paimon is a good choice for emergency food too.

Luffy: emergency food
Chopper: Don’t look at me!

by Joey Jackson Johnson October 10, 2022

food screwed

When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.

Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.

by Rumplenutz November 22, 2019

Food Luck

making sure one has an adequate supply of food to get them through a snow storm.

Your friend says there is a snow storm headed their way and instead of saying "good luck getting through the storm," you say food luck.

Making sure they have enough food to get through the storm, like the essentials, milk, bread, and eggs.

by Dogs R Us January 13, 2011

Crowd Food

A spectacular feat or stunt completed in real life or on a virtual landscape (i.e. Street Fighter) in front of a group of people for the sake of exciting the crowd.

Crowd: Ooooooooh...
Observer1: Did you see that combo, nigga?!
Observer2: Crowd food. uh AH!

Crowd: Aww shit! Oooooooo...

by doctormangleya August 3, 2010

food toddler

When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.

I ate way too much all you can eat sushi, you can see my food toddler!

by Olliefur🐱 June 15, 2016