Custard creaming

Custard creaming: when a girl sleeps with 2 or more men without washing inbetween.

"Hey man that girl over there is a right dirty bitch, heard she was custard creaming last week"

by Wonder Welly July 10, 2017

Cream Egg

When you ejaculate into a woman's vagina and proceed to eat/slurp it out with your mouth.

"Hey Sid, Jordan, come share this Cream Egg with me!"

by PenguinWanker January 27, 2018

creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

Ostrich Cream

A mispronunciation of a boston cream donut. Usually occurs in a Tim Hortons Restaurant.

I'll have one ostrich cream donut, I mean boston cream!!! XD

by Jah-Cough January 25, 2011

cream caking

Two people holding a full size twinkie in their mouth and then engaging in a passionate kiss lasting greater than 5 minutes without swallowing.

Lincoln: "Raoul had to cancel his date with Shantaya because last night Lateefa severed half of his left testicle with a pair of pruning shears while they were cream caking."

Washington: "DAMN"

by testicle crusher April 13, 2014

Sour Cream

A cream that is of a sour taste, the consistency of somewhat hardened yogurt.

"Hey can you pass me the sour cream?"
"Where do you think we live? Finland?"

by 3ggs May 18, 2020

yitter cream

Yitter cream is made from gay sex. It is a mixture between poo and cum

Eww that dude is selling canned yitter cream at walmart

by Mrcavallo November 7, 2015