toasty anus

That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.

I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.

by itsurbandictionarywhocares April 22, 2015

Anus-potato

Anus-potato is a word used as a swear word toward someone else. It can be used as a replacement for idiot.

"God Bob! You're such an anus-potato!"

by cate151 January 28, 2017

Carson Anus

A person who watches gay porn and likes a gay man named witten and likes a person named Majo and hes always on the hub. Carson is always on the hub because he loves the videos

carson anus get off the hub

by DCFads2 October 1, 2019

anus waffle

When you shit your pants and sit on it.

Larry ate Taco Bell and shit his pants, when he sat down it made one hell of an anus waffle in his pants.

by The bully slayer July 8, 2015

volcanus anus

The overly large extended butthole right before you shit which resembles a volcano

Holy shit dude your dog has wicked volcanus anus!

by Urban Thinker March 14, 2015

golden anus

the beautiful ass that everybody wants

"damnnnnnn chad, look at that golden anus

by sammyboy147 August 4, 2019

Haunted anus

Something that is unspeakably odious and objectionable, doubly terrible.

"Oh crumbs, did you see his presentation? It was a haunted anus from start to finish

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020