Teresa

Halifax's greatest

Teresa is an angel and he treated my halo like a frizbee

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Teresa

A kind girl who will probably take over the world one day

Well I'll talk to Teresa today said tunechi and probably make al your lions dissapear

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Tersalasul

When you're clumsily what to tell someone you are misspoken before, then you fumble the words itself.

Fiqa, abang tersalasul tadi.

by Abe li March 7, 2022

terms of service

terms of service is a long paragraph nobody reads

'i dare you to read the terms of service'

by Get a mug April 6, 2022

Tersi

A sex act that consists of sucking a gay man’s cock while simultaneously having a third man suck a fart out of the cocksuckers butthole.

Damn don’t look now but that man really loves himself a good old fashioned Tersi!

by TittilyWinks April 9, 2022

Teris

A snake

That guy is a Teris

by Ragtron April 17, 2022

Teresa

A short full bread Mexican girl who is a backstabbing dyke but thinks she’s white, is super racist & thinks she’s a cute little squirrel but she’s just an ugly rodent. Once you make the biggest mistake of your life by letting her in she will isolate you & control you. She won’t even let you use the bathroom with the door closed or let you listen to your music or talk to your friends or go to work. She’ll treat you like a slave & order you around & make you pay for everything even for her friends. She’ll steal all your personal information from your phone when you’re sleeping & when you want to go to work she’ll turn on you & betray you. She betrays all her girlfriends by fucking their best friends & ruining everyone’s life by playing both sides of the fence & flip flopping her loyalty however it serves her selfish needs. She loves to get high & she will always put drugs first. She’s institutionalized & she can’t stop stealing & will let her friends & her mom steal from her gf. And she will never tell the truth about anything. She’s a bully & threatens to hurt you if you call her out on anything.

Hey what happened to you? You look like shit. Where is your car? Why haven’t you been to work & why does your best friend hate you now? Who burnt your kitchen down? It looks like a Teresa has been living here.

I know, and she stole all my money out of my bank account too. I messed up big time & I accidentally let a Teresa move in.

by MIASINCE3am May 17, 2022