when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture
by hairy taco terminator January 6, 2014

It's another person that knows the SEX AD you are running as they are desperate to performing ANALINGUS on you such that they ask for a picture of your BELLY.
Come on TED you would not be here as if it wasn't for the BELLY as come over and let me FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS as please stop this back and forth e-mail ASSHOLE TEASING by sending a video of YOUR ASSHOLE as get your ASS over here, PLEAAASE!!!!
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021


One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.
by Strauss gets DP'd April 12, 2011

Annie from Swad went out on the cocktails and had a monster shit the next day. It was so bad she had to tease it out with some banging chooooons from the streets of New Delhi
by Rorybreaker March 27, 2023

Lucy tease :a slang the Kennedy family gc uses to describe ppl Who are 11/act like that, try to get attention and faking that something serious happened to them. Deactivating and than activating their twt acc for 10 minutes. Leaving the gc 100 times. Ignoring Our messages even tho we are worried shitless what happened.
Person 1 : She pulled a lucy should we add her
Person 2: Nah we shouldn't
Person 3: equestria should be next lucy tease
Person 2: Nah we shouldn't
Person 3: equestria should be next lucy tease
by Kathleen cavendish June 30, 2020

by onyx hoola July 29, 2025
