toast

1: carbonised bread
2: to raise your glass to someone/something

A toast to bread! For without bread there would be no toast!

by Pretty Vacant May 18, 2004

Milk Toast

some one of weak constitution, allergic or sickly and weak. Milk toast was often given to sickly people as it was considered easy on the digestive tract and full of calories. Its used more today to mean some one simpering, whiny or without back bone.

Calm down! Dont get yourself all excited ya milk toast, you'll give yourself a bloody nose.

by Lafnalot April 20, 2011

Burnt Toast

Burnt Toast, also commonly referred to as "BT", is the state of uncontrollable sleepiness and or heavy eyelids. A ridiculous drowsiness that is unescapable for any living organism. May lead to dropping of the controller in late night video game sessions. Or, getting beat on a backdoor cut while defending in basketball. The only cure is sleep and better better gym shoes.

Oh my Gosh, Mary is so burnt toast.
Guys, I'm burnt toast.
She is passed out for the night, BURNT TOAST.
He got burned on that backdoor cut. He is extra burnt toast.

What are the signs of BT?
1. Eyelids that feel as though they have heavy chain balls attached to them.
2. Uncontrollable laughter at things that wouldn't ordinarily be all that funny.
3. You're playing Halo at 3am in the morning and you glance over at your teammates screen only to find that his character is running into a wall, while the player's eyes are closed.
4. Another sure fire sign is the tired head bob or slurring of words.

by Slobo Hunter January 7, 2009

boom toasted

Similar to boom roasted, only much more insanely awesome and impressive. Can be only be used to describe a diss or burn that was given with such power and finesse that it reached a whole new level of raw awesomeness. If awesome and chuck norris had a baby, it would be boom toasted.

Rebecca: Shut up and do your work.

Scott: Do you like my scratch art?

Rebecca: I've seen better.

Scott: Boom toasted! Blythe™!

by scotty <(") July 5, 2011

foreskins on toast

Nautical term for creamed chipped beef on toast.

It's foreskins on toast for breakfast!

by Chalie Rippin July 28, 2005

creamed foreskins on toast

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.

Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall

by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006

Toast Babies

toast babies are what they sound like, baby toasts. made with tiny pieces of

bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and

both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have

at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have

someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents

allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you

to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing

offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love

and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast

children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid

that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}

the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and

to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies

being gone also.

person 1 walking up with a bag of mini bread

{not to be confused with mini waffles}

and a toaster says to person 2

"will you make toast babies with me?"

"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our

toast babies"

then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.

by CannibalHobo January 28, 2010