Tater Mitts

When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.

"How was the date last night homie?"
"Pretty standard, she executed a perfect tater mitts!"
"ew"

by Chris Graymitt July 9, 2007

tater hole

tater hole someone who is an asshole a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone an asshole when using naughty language is not appropriate

my teachers scolded me in front of the whole class for messing up what a no good for nothing tater hole

by littlejimmie June 12, 2019

Tated

Tated... to back your car into a ditch while high

Guy 1: dudeeee I backed my car into a ditch while high
Guy 2: oh you mean you tated?

by Tate-oh-tot September 9, 2019

tatelangdonsring

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by tootashoota March 27, 2021

Ass Tater

When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.

Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Tates click

An errant mouse click. The act of unintentionally and frequently missing intended click targets with a computer mouse. This could be the result of tiredness, alcohol consumption or generally bad hand eye coordination.

After typing a 25 page report, Henry tates clicked 'No' when prompted to save his work before closing the document.

by suarezar August 14, 2009

tater ridge

Dirt in the neck creases of baby or child

The baby has tater ridges, he needs a bath.

by tater ridge May 19, 2014