tanned whip

Where the penis slaps against the women's bottom leaving a mark that could be confused for a whip.

He gave his wife a tanned whip till she locked like a slave.

by Swaggy boy 21 February 23, 2015

Panda tan

When someone who wears glasses or swim goggles gets a tan/sunburn everywhere except their eyes so they look like a panda.

Bro, I wore sunglasses all day today and now I have a massive panda tan.

by Corny boi August 10, 2019

Keith Tan

Center of universe fashion god
this man is so straight that his graphs are always curved
loves Prada
His jokes are so "funny"
brings students to his sex dungeon

has broken england

OMG is that keith tan? Run before he brings u to his sex dungeon and rape u.

by mfthatisgay January 14, 2023

pooty tan

The brownish discoloration typical around the underside of the groin and butt - typically found on people who are grotesquely overweight.

"That was nasty, this fat guy bent over in gym shorts and he had excessive pooty tan."

by maikelyeremy September 12, 2009

African Tan

Wanting to get such a dark tan that you blend into the night sky.

Man, my company is firing all the whites here. I better get an african tan to make sure my job is safe.

by The real ninja of CA January 25, 2018

Workshop tan

Pallor obtained by spending too much time at work. Specially applies to motor racing mechanics who avoid exposure to the sun by lying comfortably under cars. Also applied to the entire body of the owner of the pallor.

"Hey, get your workshop tan over here and check Kevin's new seam welding."

by Kevin07 December 14, 2007

Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

by DT show April 29, 2011