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Tiny Heart Syndrome

Noun \ˈtī-nē ˈhärt ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm \

Severe clinical condition in which the affected does not have the resolve to complete a task that has become mildly to moderately challenging. Often seen when one attempts physical activity or a mentally taxing task like texting whole words or adding without a calculator. The only known cures for THS are forced toughening activities (i.e. barefoot 25 mile road marches, playing tag with porcupines, 10 mile runs at a 7 mile/min pace in a minefield, stealing food from a pride of hungry lions, chewing aluminum foil etc.)
“Where is Mike? “

“His Tiny Heart Syndrome kicked in and he crashed on a log with a bag of Cheetos.”

“WTF? We’ve been walking 5 min. We just left the parking lot.”
by Green_Machine November 14, 2013
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Gabbie Hanna Syndrome

When you can’t stop begging for attention and starting drama with people who haven’t interacted with you in years; using ADHD as an excuse for wretched behavior.
Oh my god, do you have GHS (Gabbie Hanna Syndrome)? You’re seeming very cancellable today.
by fatbixch74 July 23, 2021
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Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard
Why are you hitting me you midget? You've got little man syndrome
by 9races March 27, 2016
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Annoying White Girl Syndrome

Any girl that can't stand up for themselves and feels like the world is against them, yet likes to piss everyone off by having voluntary mood swings.
Jeff: that poor girl, everyone's mean to her.
Joe: yeah but she has annoying white girl syndrome so I don't care.
Jeff: oh yeah
by BMONEY BIRTLES June 12, 2014
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fat father syndrome

Some girls like fat guys because their fathers were fat. So you play on that. It's the Fat Father Syndrome- the F.F.S.
Brendon: Fat Father Syndrome?
Coach: Yeah- girls have fat fathers, all right?
Brendon: Mhm.
Coach: So when you're fat, you remind girls of their father.
Brendon: Right.
Coach: Done deal.
by Emmy M January 17, 2012
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Shy Gamer Syndrome

The inability to play to your peak performance when being watched by an audience.
John: " hey man did you see mark play"
Larry: " yea he sucks"
John: "no he just has shy gamer syndrome when your there"
by Wade Slack Alex Lefebvre February 15, 2008
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Cold Shit Syndrome

This is a condition when someone falls back in love with an individual who treated them horrible or ran around etc.

When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.
Guy 1: I visited home over break and I hooked up with Sandra again.

Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?

Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!

Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.
by etilauqa September 21, 2014
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