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Swooping

A two-step process involving a swooper that asserts dominance over a swoopee.
1. The swooper, to initiate the process, crouches low, with elbows bent and pointed out. The swooper then stalks the swoopee.
2. The swooper then pounces upon the swoopee, and proceeds to vigorously dry hump the swoopee, until such time as the swooper decides to finish the swooping with a final, great thrust and “dry orgasm.”
No, no!! Please don’t swoop me again! I’m still sore from last time!”

We were just chilling when one of our friends came out of nowhere and began swooping us.
by Neil deGrasse Tys0n July 28, 2018
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Scoop Jardine

A term devised by a Detroit native and a South Carolinian,

A Scoop Jardine is the act of placing ice cream in a females ass crack and licking it out with one's tongue. You can use any toppings such as: sprinkles, bananas, nuts(which we don't recommend).
Mike: Yo Jim, that freak came over last night and I Scoop Jardined her.

Jim: I respect that
by Big Skinny RDU December 17, 2009
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boob scoop

common motion performed by females just after putting on bra, to ensure proper fit and/or adjusting level of cleavage showing, by "scooping" breast in to said piece of lingeri. also known to be repeated liberally during the day, as important act to avoid the four boob syndrome.
"to fit that bra, you'll need more than a boob scoop"
by Danoise July 1, 2009
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Skoop

To video chat via Skype while pooping
Friend 1: Dang man I haven't seen you in forever and I really wish we could catch up but I really have to go.
Friend 2: You just have to poop don't you?
Friend 1: Yes.
Friend 2: Well then, why don't we just Skoop!
by DRRRRG November 28, 2010
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Shoopie

The dollar store version of the Sharpie. How Sharpie has not sued them, no one knows.
No. Shoopie
by Bored in CoET November 20, 2010
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What's the scoop?

*man on bicycle rolls up*
Vine guy: What's the scoop?
Man on bicycle: Penis.
*bike man scoots away*
by VineGuy26 December 1, 2018
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Shooping

"Wanna go shooping?"
"Okay!"
by Neko-Chan~Senpai June 21, 2016
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