Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.

Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!

by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019

Kitty shitting

Placing cat feaces up your bum so that when you fart you can blame the cat and say "it smells like cat feaces in here!"

I was at my girlfriend's mum's house last night, I was totally Kitty shitting and blamed her 17 year old cat

by Straw boy November 25, 2019

speed shitting

when you take a shit as fast as you can in the 5-10 minuet break between classes

kyle1: bro where tf are you? youre late to class
kyle2: bro ill be there, speed shitting rn,
kyle1: bro i see, need help?

by meme loop December 7, 2020

donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate

Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.

by Danikinssss January 6, 2021

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

sweat sitting

when you sit for too long and your butt starts sweating

your butt looks like you have been sweat sitting

by Bang tan army October 28, 2021

Are u shitting my nable

Frase used when something insane happens

I cant believe Jessica died! Are u shitting my nable!?

by lobemobey November 2, 2021