sweater kittens

breasts, where men look when they are talking to women

I want to pet her sweater kittens.
I can't wait to get my hands on Jocelyn's sweater kittens.

by Tone R. June 10, 2007

Sweater Puppies

small dogs in sweaters

"WOW those puppies look adorable in those sweaters!!! <3"

"yea those are some ADORABLE Sweater Puppies!"

by daedali October 22, 2016

Antartic Chimney Sweeper

An antartic chimney sweeper is when you slit a girls throat and fuck her throat. Now with your free hand reach over and finger her in the butt.

I met this dirty girl at a bar last night that thought she was kinky...well when I broke out the antartic chimney sweeper she realized that she didn't have shit on me. She died shortly thereafter from a dick to the throat.

by FSU Dork February 28, 2009

sweater meat

Humongous fuckin titties.

dseeamn that bitch gots some nice sweater meat!

by chichi February 6, 2003

sweater pickles

Large breasts that pretrude through a woman's sweater, Warm and fuzzy like pillow's.

Check out Jessica's Sweater Pickles, they're glorious.

by sublimej311 September 11, 2005

Sweater Jockey

One who has run out of toilet paper, and has replaced it with a swetshirt, gripping one sleeve in the front and one behind. The sweater jockey then pulls back and forth to clean the offending area looking as though he were riding said sweater.

Kyle Kaufman is a dirty sweater jockey.

by Your Name36 January 11, 2007

Mine Sweeper

A game that only 1337 cereal gamers can play. You, however, probably have no idea how to play and will click randomly until you hit mine. The game isn't actually hard, it's just you're a fucktard who can't figure it out.

n00b- 1 C4n7 p14y M1n3533p3RzZzZzZzZzZz h31pppp M3HhHHhHhhHhHhHHHhHhHzZzZzZzZzZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!1!!!1!1
intelligent person- When you're playing mine sweeper click on a gray tile and if that number is a 3 there are-
n00b- 7h4t M4k3ZZZZZZZZZZzz n0 53n53!!!!!!!!!1!1!One!!!
intelligent person- fuck you.

by xxXX69yourmom69XXxx February 5, 2012