Swapsies

A game played under the influence of alcohol where two or more players "swap" phones with each other and text whoever they want, whatever they want. Players can make limitations on who not to text. There is free range on whatever the player would like to text anyone in their opponent's phonebook. Usually leads to mass confusion and embarrassment.

Player: "Can I please borrow your car for a minute"
Recipient: "what the fuck dude why?"
Player: "Fuck, sorry. Swapsies."

Player: "Smell my dick"
Recipient: "You better be playing Swapsies."

by shleprock May 25, 2010

swaptimist

A person who acquires cheap but useless things at swap meets, yard sales and thrift stores.

I thought I'd find a way to use that broken coffeepot I bought, but I guess I was just being a swaptimist.

by skuzner January 13, 2010

Swapaholic

A person that loves to swap clothing and other items with friends. Someone that cares about keeping items in rotation and out of landfills.

Amy attends clothing swaps every month, she is a swapaholic.

by Punkystyle March 17, 2011

swapnote streaking

The act of taking a picture of yourself naked with your 3DS and sending it to people you pass by via Streetpass

Ned: Did you see that picture sent via StreetPass
Todd: Yeah that guy must have some balls!
Ned: At least you can be fully clothed when swapnote streaking.

by Barbituatian November 1, 2013

swapgate

When 10 Gitmo prisoners are chosen for good behavior or CIA/NSA purpose (i.e. for practicing yoga) are traded for 1 French Legionnaire reject and P.O.W. Sgt. Bergdahl. These 10 prisoners are in crony-capitalist Qatar most likely partying far away from the Arab Spring that has devastated Syria.

If you stand with Bowe, then you stand by swapgate.

by marshamartian June 8, 2014

Swapper

A motorcycle rider that has close to no control of his motorcycle whatsoever (typically a dirt bike rider), causing the motorcycle to swap from side to side instead of riding in a straight line. This is predominately due to the riders ability to ride a bike or lack of skill on a motorbike.

Skuzzle-Butt-Sally: Hey Sanka, did you see Billy-Ballbags motocross race on Sunday, he was riding like a bat out of hell!
Sanka: DID I EVER, I was racing him. He's such a swapper, the guy is lucky to finish a race alive, the guy lives off hopes and dreams I'm telling you. He was in front of me at the beginning of the race until he started to get all swirly and started swapping all over the shop, taking up the whole track like a true swapper. Before I knew it, he swapped into me as I was attempting to pass the swapper and knocked me unconscious for a few seconds. I came unconscious to Billy-Bob-Ballbags saying "Hey Sanka, ya dead yet man?". From my recollection, I nodded my head at him whilst I said "Swappers tsk tsk tsk tsk".

by ET PHONES HOME June 24, 2016

Swapholocupaclastaus

To encase your whole body in a bubble made of bubble gum

Co-worker 1. Where's Barry?
Co-worker 2. Oh, didn't you hear? He couldn't come into work today as he is still recovering from last night when he did a swapholocupaclastaus.

by swiggityswiggityswear August 12, 2017