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Suburbanita

This word refers to a shorty that doesn't claim she is from the suburbs but the suburbs has claimed her. When a shorty says she isn't from the suburbs but has lived her entire life there and doesn't admit to it. This word can be used for males as well (Suburbanito). The word derives from the Spanish language specifically Latinos from central and south America.
Her: I'm not from the suburbs ok ?
Him: Ok calm down Suburbanita.
by 4h34am May 7, 2022
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Suburbia

Different types of suburbia:

Northeast Suburb: A standard suburb, filled with endless single family houses, affluent moderate liberals and their children. You can find a lot of these in New Jersey and Long Island.

Midwest Suburb: Where the Republican Party and Walmart are cornerstones of the community. You WILL get funny looks if you drive through here as a black person.

Gated Community: Paranoid and rich nutcases, mostly. Also most of the town is just golf courses.

Sun Belt Suburb: Filled with retirees who contribute absolutely nothing to the downtown economy besides their taxes.

Streetcar Suburb: Suburbs that have townhomes and the occasional apartment building. They tend to be affluent and liberal, like the Northeast Suburb but more diverse. You can actually walk to the store or catch the bus here.

Exurbs: Generally isolated culs-de-sac off a rural road/highway. God help the kids that grow up here. The home turf of McMansions.
Bob: Growing up in suburbia as an only child was hell…
David: I grew up in the suburbs and it was fine…
Bob: I didn’t mean “the northernmost parts of the Bronx” I meant Pond Heights in the middle of buttfuck Egypt.
by E hates Q May 16, 2022
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suburban speedbump

when a high schooler is given a klonopin that was not prescribed to them
"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."
by kjc-ftw June 17, 2022
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suburban ghetto

What the suburbs become when violence rates rise.
Tatyana: My homegirl just moved to Long Island with her parents.

Paris: Girl.. you mean the suburban ghetto?
by motorolamamii July 14, 2022
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Suburban starbucks

A hairstyle were a female shaves half of her head and puts the rest of her hair to the side of her head typically associated with white suburban teenager's who think they're different and female video game characters
Dammn that girls has a Suburban starbucks and some nice tats
by Markozemx August 10, 2022
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Suburban Dictionary

You use the Suburban Dictionary? What a pleb.
by hi,no September 18, 2022
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suburban moshpit

When the rotisserie chickens at Costco are being put out, and the Karens and Kyles fight to get one.
As soon as the Costco put out fresh rotisserie chickens, a Suburban Moshpit broke out!
by sicha_beast September 29, 2022
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