Dane Cook Status

A very low status which means that you are a faggot and you honestly cannot fall any lower unless you rape a kitten and say it was the most fun you ever had, in which case you become acquire Furry status. In order to get this status, you must fail miserably. Dane Cook Status is a terrible thing and you should laugh at how much whoever has it sucks.

HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS

Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.

People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards

Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!

Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!

Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!

by fgsfdsMASTER February 2, 2009

Goon Status

The highest level of greatness and pure, natural talent. Most people with Goon Status are either really funny or really sexy, or just a combination of both. There is no other level like this except Champion Status.

Man 1: "Yo man, did you see that girl?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, why? What happened?"
Man 1: "I tapped that ass last night and now she always wants The D."
Man 2: "Man, you finally reached Goon Status!!!!"

by Greenstone June 15, 2009

Creeper-Status

to be considered a creeper for any period of time. People can be on creeper-status for just a day, but if they are or have done something especially creepy, they could be on it permanently.

"I hope I don't have to be in Anthony's group because yesterday he randomly grabbed my tits and that put him on creeper-status with me."

"See that emo kid in the corner looking at animal porn on his ipod, um, yeah, he's totally on creeper-status."

by queef queen7 January 18, 2009

herb status

1 One who epitomizes the true nature of a herb.

2 A level of herbness reached only by exceptionally herbed out herbs.

So you seen ya boy Chuck? Yeah, he was with that busted ass baby Keesha, that fool is straight herb status.

by take a d July 12, 2006

Status quo

Whatever the fuck is going on right now.

I’ll take the status quo over whatever the fuck is going on right now!

by Henkemeyer February 12, 2020

T-status

Level of how often you jack off and how weird you are. If you find yourself jacking off over 4 times a day you're at a 9 or 10. People who have high t-status are messed up in the head, have social problems, and probably need to see a neurologist.

Thomas needs to lower his t-status... he's jacked off 8 times today!

by Nick and his mind March 25, 2009

bro status

The state of being considered a bro.

Marco's bro status was revoked for turning off the Game Cube without letting Jake save his game.

by Andy Holden April 21, 2006