separator store

Aka gift store, gift shop. Coined because it separates a man from his money.

When travelling I always stop at the local separator store to pick up souvenirs for my kids.

by DMMsGal September 25, 2021

perspiration store

How an anal-retentive asshaberdasher might say the word, "sweatshop" -- a disgusting factory where workers are paid next to nothing so that we, the consumers, can have nice clothes and shoes. Sweatshops owners are true-blue total buttknockers.

Honey, I'm going to pick up a new blouse at the perspiration store.

by Telephony2 December 12, 2023

Store

A generally shitty and lifeless place where people usually wait in line to exchange their money for products ("goods"). The employees are enslaved by stores, as they are forced by societal problems to count the money all day in exchange for a meager percentage of the profit generated from these transactions. At stores, objects ("goods") are usually not free, as they are available only in exchange for customers' money and not just for the taking. If you take something without giving money ("paying"), you will most likely eventually end up either dead, in jail/prison, possibly even tackled or in a fistfight, and with a criminal record preventing you from getting one of these shitty money-counting jobs that keep stores functioning, depending on what you shoplift, how often you do it, and how much you take.

Person 1: Sally & I are going to the store
Person 2: Don't forget your wallet
Person 1: No need for that, we're shoplifting
Person 2: I'm calling the police

Person 1 runs

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021

Pottery Store

An excuse to not come into work.

Sorry Tobin I can’t cover, I have to go to the pottery store.

by Matt_Beau March 18, 2022

Dollar store

The home of hell raising Crenshaw. Watch out he’s lethal and will curse you out with one wrong move. But hold up he’s funny too when you don’t make him I’ll. I’d recommend going to the holly springs dollar store

Cashier: welcome to the dollar store, how’s it going?
Person: good till I seen Crenshaw was in here complaining about something.

by Jayce Dawkins October 11, 2018

Be my personal convenience store

British slang for asking a person to be their prostitute.

Have you ever seen Mira? I asked her to be my personal convenience store and she actually accepted!

by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021

Italian Window Store

The worst fucking server I'm existence.
The only people in it are gays, twinks, furrys, and femboys. Or all of the above (Sen)

Man I hate Italian Window Store, I got muted for doing absolutely nothing!

by DefinitelyNotViz January 10, 2024