Moral Of The Story can sound different and can be used differently. It can be said as “Memorial Of The Story” , “Theme Of The Story “ or even said “Main idea Of the truth”. It still all means , What ever the story is about , The Main Statement is that
by pudaapudoo May 1, 2021
Get the Moral Of The Storymug. Shit story is the phrase you used to to describe and express frustration over an unforunate set of events where everything went wrong. Its most notable use was by Tom Hanks in the movie The Burbs after snapping his credit card in half while trying to unlock the door to his neighbor's house with it.
After bob's car hit into the tree, making him late for his job interview, he walked to the nearest gas station only to find that they were closed and said "That's a shit story."
by desolator911 September 27, 2009
Get the shit storymug. we were watching a movie, i don’t remeber which beacuse i was way to invested in the way ella was dry humping me. one minute we were innocently watching a movie, the next she was on my lap unbuttoning my jeans.
she started to give me a blowy, slow at first but when a moan slipped through my lips she started to pump her mouth on my cock A LOT harder.
moans were slipping out just as fast as my cum was.
she took of her top, grinning ear to ear,
“fuck me until i forget my name jacob” she said as she started to pull off her g string.
i pushed my cock into her so hard that i think the neighbours heard her scream.
i continued to jam my cock into her wet pussy hard and fast, the moans flying out of both of us.
we fucked all night long.
she started to give me a blowy, slow at first but when a moan slipped through my lips she started to pump her mouth on my cock A LOT harder.
moans were slipping out just as fast as my cum was.
she took of her top, grinning ear to ear,
“fuck me until i forget my name jacob” she said as she started to pull off her g string.
i pushed my cock into her so hard that i think the neighbours heard her scream.
i continued to jam my cock into her wet pussy hard and fast, the moans flying out of both of us.
we fucked all night long.
by sexstoryella July 15, 2023
Get the sex storymug. A "Cianc Story" is when someone tells you a story that has absolutely no point to it and just wastes your time when you hear one.
by hello123 September 15, 2008
Get the Cianc Storymug. Name for a person who always has to have the top story....you tell a story, and they have to top it with some barely believable nonsense that half the time doesn't even belong in the topic of conversation.
You: "Dude, the other night, I was bangin' this chick who was so fine for a second I thought it might have actually been {super-hot celebrity's name} !"
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."
You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
by introspectacle March 31, 2011
Get the Top Storymug. When someone starts telling a story that you really dont want to hear or has already completed telling a story that was super boring and uneventful, you say "cool story bro" as you close your hands in front of you in a basket shape and say "put it in the story basket" then when they go to drop their "story" in the basket you separate your hands and let the story fall through ur fingers thus saying the ever so popular line, "oops, no one cares" thus stopping the person from finishing their ever so boring story or gently reminding them that their story was stupid because it is lost in the never ending story basket :)
The story basket is open to past, present, and future comments.
The story basket is open to past, present, and future comments.
friend 1: "omg that reminds me of this one time i went to Nebraska.." friend 2: "cool story bro, put it in the story basket.....oops no one cares"
by drinkarizonatea November 16, 2011
Get the story basketmug. N. (shitte store ee)
A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.
A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.
by Genoways August 29, 2003
Get the shit storymug.