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crazy ass stalker bitch

usually a short female with a nice booty but really is a complete ass fucker. Usually has no friends of the same sex (female) because all she does is flirt with everyones boyfriends and pisses off their girlfriends.
Carissa is such a crazy ass stalker bitch...jesus christ!!!
by rollerrebel67 July 19, 2006
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stalker

Goes by the name of Chris, frequents staring at girls from bus windows. Thinks everyone likes him, even the guys
by The Writers May 19, 2004
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stalkerocity

a state of extreme stalking in which one works themselves into such a funk that their stalker-dom is relative to a drug high
"Hey look Jim is jones-in over that girl so bad I'm afraid he's about to go all stalkerocity on her and get him self slapped in the face with a restraining order"
by Amanda and Adam March 19, 2008
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stalkerwave

a microwave that beeps each and every minute after the food is done until you open it and take the food out.
I popped some popcorn and the stalkerwave wouldn't stop beeping at me.
by willy_t123 May 8, 2010
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Stalker Talking

Stalker Talking is when someone, who you usually don't really know, strikes up an unwanted, meaningless, uncomfortable conversation with you everytime they see you.
Karen was just sitting there, minding her own business, when that creepy guy started stalker talking to her again.
by Combat Spoon October 28, 2010
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stalefate

being in a situation where no matter what you do, you cannot avoid harsh consequences.
If I tell my parents, I'll be grounded for eternity. If I don't, they'll eventually find out and then ground me for eternity. Either way, I'm in a stalefate.
by brach95 February 22, 2011
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Stalkerific

Something that is rockin' awesome and useful when stalking someone.
Dude, the friend activity feed on the new Facebook layout is totally stalkerific! It's f'ing easy to creep on my Facebook crush now that I can use that rockin' stalker bar.
by Ralfdallas September 23, 2011
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