Spork

When two bi girls scissor

Lets go spork.
She loves sporking
They sporked.

by DaddyNikkiSixx October 9, 2016

Spork

A hug that includes an accidental erection

I accidentally sporked my sister last night it was do awkward

by Hgsnajz October 8, 2016

spork

Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.

This spork is useless to eating fries with.

by Bill O'Baggins June 10, 2016

Slork

The combination between slut, whore, and skank.

She's such a Slork.

by AwesmaysingAce November 5, 2016

Spoorknifaw

A utensil that is a combination of a spoon fork knife and straw. The spork taken to its logical conclusion.

"I am using a spoorknifaw to eat my soup, vegan steak, and soymilkshake. How convenient!"

by dmjewel February 2, 2017

Spork

Phil Lester

Dan: Phil, did you eat my cereal again?

Phil: maybe?

Dan: god, you're such a spork Phil

by fluffy-black-unicorn December 29, 2016

Spork

When a man and a women have sex in a spooning position

I was sporking the missus the other day because I was too lazy to go on top

by Football97 March 14, 2017