sploop

What happens when sitting on a toilet to evacuate ones bowels, and circumstances are such that the effort produces a splash felt on ones bare bottom.

A sploop is when you sit on the toilet to go to the bathroom to take a dump, and when your bowels move it results as a splash that you feel on your bottom.

by missouriwordsmith August 13, 2011

sploosh

(n.) -when ordering cocktails at a bar, a larger amount than a splash.

I know Melissa only likes a splash of cranberry in her drink, but i like a sploosh.

by asabue May 13, 2010

Splooge

To cum or ejaculate into another man's asshole.

Oh dude sorry I just splooged right into you.

by Alexisahomo May 18, 2009

sploosh

to drink straight from a pressurized soda fountain

"i was splooshing so hard at burgerking"

by indyindyindy March 23, 2007

sploodge

(not to be confused with splodge)

1. Verb - The act of plopping a liquid onto another.

2. Onomatopoeia - The sound made when a dense liquid drops into a thinner one.

1. OMG... It sploodged!

2. Poop makes a loud sploodge when it hits the toilet water.

by Lord_of_all_humans August 30, 2006

Sloofing

New sport in which you combine the main elements of all sports, but never really finding the common denominator between the barrells.

I went sloofing today, it was rough.

by HoogieDowser August 5, 2011

sploogey

An internet pedophile who runs message boards where grown men masturbate on pictures of underage girls, then take pictures of the picture to repost for other guys to jerk off to.

Sploogey's Jerk off board has some illegal pics of underage girls with pedophile cum on them.

by Unemployed Asshole January 23, 2009