Mammoth Bitch Splitter

The word speaks for itself. A dick which is large enough to make even the biggest camel toe ache. Usually used in combination with Beef Curtains. See Beef Curtains.

Man, I think i busted her taint with my Mammoth Bitch Splitter!

by APervert May 13, 2005

Side splitter

sex move in which woman on her side bottom leg straight top leg straight up in air

I gave her the side splitter

by JBut December 25, 2007

splattercough

Short and forceful, yet voluminous vomiting.

I thought I could hold it in, but all at once, I splattercoughed everywhere.

by Splatter May 13, 2005

Splattermatterphobia

The uncalming fear of what may be on the underside of the toilet seat in a public bathroom.

Someone before you may have made some porcelain percussion with their toilet muffin pasted to the seat and made a heck of a mess on the under side. You are afraid to touch the seat and lift it up! This is Splattermatterphobia!

by Trackwalker March 4, 2009

Taco splitter

A male prostitute in Mexico.

King Richie was a great Taco Splitter.

by Allenhazeldell August 27, 2013

Log Splitter

When a woman is having a sex with two men and is being entered orally as well as vaginally or anally, as to be have two penises at either end, simulating a log splitter.

My buddy and I are at the bar when a hot chick comes up to us and says we're both hot and would love for us to give her a log splitter. She said she loves having two guys pour the coals to her at the same time.

by Esteban Cubby Stank Boo Boo October 27, 2014

mint splitter

noah. he spits them mints REALLLLL good

noah is a mint splitting god

isnt noah a mint splitter?
yeah he is!
noah will you split our mints?
OH yeah i love splitting mints

thanks noah youre our mint splitting god

by mintsplitter8000 October 31, 2017