Sperm Whale

To get a head in a hot tub from a girl with a trachea and when you are cuming you jam your dick down her throat so that when she comes up from under water she blows your load out her trachea like a whales blowhole.

Curtis: Hey man, I made Tracy with the trachea do the "Sperm Whale"!

Nate: No way, "Sperm Whales" are the shit. Almost as good as a blumpkin.

by Tragicmangina August 5, 2014

Sperm Basket

Used to define a whore. Someone who sleeps around a lot without condoms.

"You see that female? She is a "Sperm Basket "

by Lean.Like.A.Chola March 27, 2009

sperm wail

The sound a woman makes when you cum in her mouth with having warned her.

Monica let out a sperm wail when I suddenly jizzed her tonsils.

by Pornstaro April 23, 2008

sperm shields

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

by NickG0529 November 2, 2006

sperm spear

big long schlong that sprays there baby yogurt all over the bitches face.

dan: man christy came to work today looking like shit
dylan: oh yea, it looks like she got leaked on by sperm spear.

by jaco21 April 26, 2011

sperm-off

When two guys engage in double vaginal with the goal of knocking up the girl. Winner is the guy that winds up knocking her up with the loser having to suck him off.

Jessica: I'm still a little sore from that sperm-off last night
Kate: Which guy do you think will win?
Jessica: Well I would love to have Steve's baby in me, but it would also be so hot to watch him suck off Mike.

by IshtarsSon July 23, 2023

e-sperm

Eletronic Sperm, used mainly in mIRC, or in Chat Rooms.

Males don't start to produce E-Sperm until they are 14.

by Reaperboy March 28, 2009