sperm shields

Large Jackie-O style sunglasses that all the New Jersey sluts wear. Often accompanied by a tramp stamp and botox.

Danielle was wearing a pair of Gucci sperm shields when we were at Temps this summer

by NickG0529 November 2, 2006

Sperm Shirt

A T-shirt not meant to be worn, but rather to be made into a makeshift vagina of sorts; to collect semen after ejaculation during masturbation.

Never throw out your old t-shirts, they can easily be turned into a great sperm shirt.

by Maars August 6, 2011

sperm-off

When two guys engage in double vaginal with the goal of knocking up the girl. Winner is the guy that winds up knocking her up with the loser having to suck him off.

Jessica: I'm still a little sore from that sperm-off last night
Kate: Which guy do you think will win?
Jessica: Well I would love to have Steve's baby in me, but it would also be so hot to watch him suck off Mike.

by IshtarsSon July 23, 2023

e-sperm

Eletronic Sperm, used mainly in mIRC, or in Chat Rooms.

Males don't start to produce E-Sperm until they are 14.

by Reaperboy March 28, 2009

sperm spear

big long schlong that sprays there baby yogurt all over the bitches face.

dan: man christy came to work today looking like shit
dylan: oh yea, it looks like she got leaked on by sperm spear.

by jaco21 April 26, 2011

Sperm Whale

To get a head in a hot tub from a girl with a trachea and when you are cuming you jam your dick down her throat so that when she comes up from under water she blows your load out her trachea like a whales blowhole.

Curtis: Hey man, I made Tracy with the trachea do the "Sperm Whale"!

Nate: No way, "Sperm Whales" are the shit. Almost as good as a blumpkin.

by Tragicmangina August 5, 2014

Sperm Genocide

A swift kick to the bad place.

Don't ask her out, I heard she committed Sperm Genocide on the last guy who did.

by Bobert2350q34 June 11, 2011